9.2.09

What's he looking at

My arch-nemesis, the Jonas Brothers, rocked out with visually impaired star Stevie Wonder to a mix of their hit, and my penis's October 2005 theme song "Burnin' Up", and Stevie's jam "Superstition." Would his hair, technically, be classified as a mullet? During the performance, the Bros kept coming over by him and going nuts, and Stevie was un-fazed because, you know, he’s visually impaired. I was waiting for them to just stand in front of him and wave their arms, then laugh and high-five each other. They’re not crafty like me, though.

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