Purity, Shmurity

SO today I watched a True Hollywood Story on "young hollywood" but basically only caught the part on the Jonas Brothers. I guess they all have little promise rings or purity rings saying that they're going to wait until marriage to stay true to themselves. What the fuck ever... you're too young to realize your foolishness. I know they have their "strong family support" and squeaky clean image, but they are near the top of my list for stars who will definately take a 180 about 5 years down the road. One day they'll wake up and realize "hey...we're kinda like the biggest thing going right now with teenage girls, what are we waiting for?!" We're going to see Joe Jonas with a shaved head and K-Fed beard talking about his ecstasy problems and std's, and the youngest one with a full beard talking about drinking so much his diabetes went wacko and he should be dead. 6-5 odds this happens.