Don't go jumping off a Ledge-r

In perusing the daily entertainment news, I came across this delightful article titled Oscar Shocker: Is Heath Ledger Going to Lose? Of course he did a "nice job" as the Joker, but I am now rooting extra hard against Heath Ledger. If he does lose, it is going to be priceless when they show the other actors on camera in their seats. Some might cry, some might Boo the winner, inevitably some will have pouty and disgusted looks. I'm getting all giddy thinking about it. Look, a school bus crashing and bursting into flames is tragic. A natural disaster sweeping an area is tragic. An actor who o.d.'s on pills is not tragic. It's an eye roller. Your life must have been unbearably tough, Heath. You were banging an Olsen twin for God's sakes!