I'll make that Kitty Purry

Katy Perry is adorably funny - and I've never found a girl funny in my life. She's someone to keep an ear to, being uncensored but not over the top annoying with it. To rumors about her dating no-im-not-the-lead-singer-of-Good-Charlotte-that-would-be-my-brother-Joel, Benji Madden, she says...

“Oh kittens! It’s two pseudo-famous people sitting next to each other … doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies!” she wrote. “You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell.
“I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy Valentine’s with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25.” she continued. “Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to [my cat] Kitty Purry,” she wrote, adding that it also belongs to her friend, actor Markus Molinari.

Kitty Purry...hil-arious