MJ's new borricua

Michael Jordan lost toooonnnnnns of dinero to his wife in their divorce ($168 million to be exact, the largest celebrity divorce settlement in history), and the new lady is paying for it, I guess. Michael and new cuban girlfriend, Yvette Prieto, bought a measley 5,500 square foot villa in Miami together. Prieto filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy in '02, so don't fault him for being a little gunshy to share his assets this time around. Cubans are freaky little girls. All that communism and wierd shit going on in their native land, when they defect to America they are like a rodeo bull getting released from it's cage. Just don't knock her up and have to owe her money too, Mike. Actually, there are rumors that they're getting married soon, but I don't believe any of the things I read on the internet.