wtf Doug. More importantly WTF TISDALE!

If you don't know who Doug Reinhardt is, you're not alone. He's on The Hills. I watch the damn show and don't know him. Anyway, how'd you like your last three girlfriends to be Lauren Conrad, Amanda Bynes, and Paris Hilton? Tough gig. However, if you have the kind of game to get Amanda Bynes, wtf are you doing with Paris Hilton? She looks like an eagle. There's few ways to trade up from Amanda - Casey Carlson, Ashley Tisdale*, Aly or AJ, and Jessica Alba. That's pretty much the list.

*Dye your hair back or we are not on speaking terms.