9.3.09

Random 24 thoughts...

Shameless cross-promotion, yes, but a few things about 24...

Watching the earlier seasons after watching a few of these later ones was wierd. Jack Bauer has the skills and abilities of a mere mortal in those early seasons. Now if a 50 foot concrete reinforced steel wall were in Jack's way, he'd use his go go gadget suction cups to climb it, or flap his wings to fly over it. It's ridiculous at times.

"Madam President, woof"...yes, but Madamoiselle Taylor, yow! Hot for an (must be) Ivy league grad. They should have had some of the bullets shoot off parts of her clothes so that her tits and legs were hanging out. Sex sells.

I don't think HD was intended to show you acne scratches from puberty, or the pores on someone's nose and cheeks so vividly. Bauer looks like he's been to hell and back. Oh yeah, he pretty much has.

Agent Moss, aka the coach from Mighty Ducks 3 (the Mark Taylor of the trilogy), is suuuuch a pussy. The show goes out of their way to show the people who follow protocols as pricks, but it's incredible how unlikeable they've made him.

Red Foreman must have gotten sick of being in and out of a job in Point Place and ran for Senate. He's a real douche now, though. He went from being one of the best characters on That 70's Show to being one of the 2 most unlikeable characters on 24. I bet he's down with the terrorists, I have a feeling.

Breaking News, Varsity Blues star Jon Voigt is rumored to be part of today's attack on the White House. Also, the warden (or whatever, I don't even like Shawshank) is moving his way up the ladder and has assumed a role in the President's cabinet. Why not just hire George Costanza and Cosmo Kramer.

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