24.3.09

Random thoughts on the past week.

Been a while but I'm back, baby! Spent the week in Guatemala rebuilding an orphanage. Good times, hot weather... no hot babes. Speaking of hot babes, since you brought it up, the dark hair has officially grown on me and Tisdale is out of the doghouse. Don't make me regret publishing that, Ash, by doing another dud like the Cosmo cover.

Can you believe the nerve of Whit Port? The coolest guy of all the post-Laguna shows tells you he loves you, and you blow him off. Wait, so you're single?

The Amber show was a hit- ERR complete dud. Not exactly entertaining, incredibly contrived. Amber M. holds steady in the top spot of my power rankings, but Amber B is losing ground with each passing week.

Holy shit there's a Motts Apple Juice commercial with the red head from Desperate Housewives and wow do I want to bend her over. Right in front of those two kids on there, I don't care. Red heads are incredibly polarizing even within one's own taste. I either want to sexually impale them or toss them in a wood chipper.

Great new show to fill the void of a Sunday night - Tough Love on VH1. Keeping with VH1's style of slanting towards trashy, Tough Love can be described as Rock of Love meets Millionaire Matchmaker. 8 girls live in a mansion to get coached by one of the country's top matchmakers (we're told)...and he's a dude. The guy gives them the blunt truth of what guy's are thinking about everything they do. There's some characters, and some not so exciting ones as well, but the guy's pretty funny so it's worth watching.

BGC finale tonight, and it looks like they completely fck the place up before they leave. A few last minute fights? hookups? Will the girls leave each other with hugs and hand pounds? or slaps and hair pulls?