Thank God I DVR'ed Merlin because it got bumped up an hour for something called the Miss Universe Pageant(?) never heard of it. Random thought: I'm calling by year 2100, a really hot alien will take the crown and sash. Jackie Robinson, who?!?!
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Helllooo Miss Australia!! Miss Iceland finishes second on my ballot (not into blondes, but she seems like a real nice girl, you know). And hilarious "Miss Congeniality" and "Miss Photogenic" awards, aka participation ribbons, given to Miss China and Miss Thailand - neither of which made even the first cut. Better luck next year, Asia.
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Heidi Montag's song and dance performance... YIKES. The special olympics dancers think you should get back in the studio and refine your moves. Clearly lip synching, also. Adding to the C-list feel of the night, Flo Rida and Kelly Rowland performed, and Dean Cain got to be a judge along with a line of other nobodys (only one I'd heard of was George Maloof). WTF.
Also, Miss Australia got robbed, I think her question is where she lost it... POISE COUNTS!!!!!
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Miss USA... underwhelming. Since this is a US based program, run by Donald Trump, shouldn't we rig it for us to win every year? Can't we at least put our best foot forward instead of Jane the farmer? I'm sick of this uncompetitive bullshit. What's next, team Belgium running up the score on team USA in football? I should be appointed head of the US Pageant Committee, like the US Olympic Committee, to make sure this kind of thing doesn't happen again. She's still hot though. Call me!
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