27.7.09

The hardest part of breaking up, is getting back your stuff

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The Bush and The Tush split up. This means 1. We get to see Reggie play the field with middle age poor girls in New Orleans, ERR, 20 year old USC girls. 2. Hopefully Kim Kardashian hits the gym, loses 15 lbs and takes another stab at Playboy or something of the like. And 3. Possible fantasy football relevance/consistency for Reggie. I smell a break out year.
Also, our boy Joe Jonas and the cutie below split up. She's older than him, so the whole 'no sex' thing probably got old for her. I wonder if that's the same for girls as when a 16 year old guy can't get his girl past a hand job. Step your game up, son. (note that this is the best picture of her on Google. Can someone offer her at least a bikini spread please?)


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Leave it to the New York Times to report on the Network Responsibility Index compiled by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, which analyzes the amount of prime-time television hours that feature gay, bisexual and transgender characters
Um, helllloooooo, fags, dykes and trannies are lesser human beings, it's science. Are they honestly asking for equal air time for those characters? I hope not but these are not rational people so who knows.

Eh
Am I still watching Real World? You bet, and the current season, filmed in Cancun, is infinitely better than dreary gay Brooklyn was. As a unit, the cast is just ok. The shining star is Joey, a skinny blonde rocker dude with tats and a lip ring. The house cunt, Ayiiia, cut her wrists in the bathroom and everyone was fooled into thinking that cutting is a serious emotional problem. But not Joey, he saw right through it. He even went up to her and asked if he could borrow her knife. Ha, hilarious. As for the tail, theres a tiny little black girl whose name escapes me, and an alternative girl named Jonna. Previously mentioned Ayiiia is probably technically the hottest one. Her body is real nice, but she probably has the same dentist as Michael Strahan. I could kick a 40 yard field goal through that gap. Since I have such awful taste in women, I like Emilee the best. There's nothing really even great about her. Sometimes she looks like a dog, even, but sometimes when she's all dolled up she looks real good. I prefer to just remember those moments. But since none of them are worthy of Googling, it's Miranda Kerr!!!11!