Hey Barbie. Hi Ken!!!

I figured it was some bitter middle aged bitch who came up with this but no...some queer, supposedly male delegate in West Virginia is trying to outlaw the sale of Barbie dolls in his state, just before she hits her 50 year birthday, saying it puts unrealistic views of women in young girls' minds. If we're talking about Barbie being unrealistic then they should also ban Ken dolls...talk about unrealistic, I've been looking for men's nude color briefs for 22 years.

Hide the children...

Molestation pro Michael Jackson is making a comeback this July, starting in London. In honor of the Kind of Pop, here's a few treats from the web...

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and Castle Correspondent (sort of), Triumph...

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My best friend Leslie says...

Miley Cyrus has done more in her 16 years than I will have done when I turn 35. On top of her hit show, chart topping tunes, and a movie, the bitch wrote a fckin autobiography! Will I buy it? Nope. I learned everything I needed to know in this article from MSNBC...

In the pages of her first book, "Miles to Go," Cyrus tells PEOPLE she hopes that her fans will see "that I'm a real person just like them." "Most of the time you see me smiling — I mean that's how I got my name!...

Before she became Hannah Montana, Cyrus writes, she had to endure daily hazing from bullies in sixth grade, who did everything from stealing her books to locking her in the school bathroom...

Other people she writes about in her book include her first love — whom she only refers to as Prince Charming (Hint: His real name starts with Nick and ends with Jonas)...

And there you have it...the Miley Cyrus story. I will be 0% surprised when Miley has a B. Spears-esque meltdown once she hits the old, washed up age of 20.

'Star' seems a bit generous

Reality TV star Megan Hauserman, from, well...name a reality show on VH1, is suing Sharon Osborn for whoopin her ass. I better post some pictures.

It's official...

In news that should shock nobody, Disney announced High School Musical 4 will be released in 2010.

Disney Channel said in a statement the story would feature a music- and dance-filled love triangle set against cross-town rivalry between fictional high schools in Albuquerque, N.M.

Should we assume Hayden Panettiere has the starring role? Sounds like Bring It On: All or Nothing 2 - The Musical. Yes, I know that was already a sequel. In more news we already knew...

It will introduce a new cast of characters after the fictional "graduation" of the original stars Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale in "High School Musical 3: Senior Year".

Isn't that exactly what spelled the end for the original, and greatest, scripted mindless reality show, Laguna Beach? It's a good day to be a Kristin Cavalieri fan...

Oh hush, Ush.

Usher's getting in Chris Browns business saying he should "show some remorse" about Rihanna instead of riding personal watercraft in Miami. Oh, shut up, you cheated on Chili! says a commenter on MTV's article...

kikibaby15 posted on 03.03.09 at 02:56pmflag
usher should have been remorseful when he cheated on chilli and made on song bout did he think bout how she felt.

kikibaby15 should get the pen15 out of her- woops, family blog. How do we think she felt? Probably not much different from the other members of TLC - not the greatest sex/men/romance lives for those gals. Karma's a bitch, though, I guess, because you're (still) a young(er) star and you have a wife who needed lipo. Your thought process is terribly off.

Ugh, please write her out of the show, or whatever

While treating myself to the E! True Hollywood Story: Home Improvement, a commercial for the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians graced the screen...except it immediately showed Khloe whining about how "it's supposed to be the three of us and Kim gets all the deals," or something. God she sucks. Do you think Seacrest ever had the sack to approach Kim and Kris about just going on with the show without Khloe anymore? Forget sack, how about brain? Raise your hand if you know someone who likes, or even doesn't mind Khloe Kardashian...yyyyep. I'm not sure what Bruce Jenner did to have to live with her. He's the man, though. My dad's generation loves Bruce for being the greatest Olympian of their era...I admire him for his son's roll call of girlfriends (below with my girl Kristin), and his incredible patience in putting up with those cu-, err ladies. This is a family blog, I don't care what Google says.

Vanessa Hudgens - an honest woman

I'm not one to encourage a young star like Zac Efron to put a ring on anything. But it's Vanessa Hudgens! Vanessa's mother has been putting some heat on Zac to "make an honest woman of her daughter," and Zac did just that in late January in Japan. Every girls dream - to be proposed to in Japan. It's like Paris...just dirty and you feel taller. Well, I guess he's not gay after all. Also, fantastic phrase from Mrs. Hudgens - make an honest woman of her. Read as "I know you're getting your dick wet, just put a ring on it. Otherwise I'll make you use a condom." Ya, I'd pick the ring too, Zac.

Proper workout attire

This pic has been circulating the net lately of Miley, 16, and her other Prince Charming, Justin Gaston, 20. TMZ posted the pic and asked readers to point out things that were wrong with it. More than a few Chris Hanson references followed. What's great is her outfit - it's almost like they posed for this picture to look like they go out and do non-sexual things with each other. I've seen people work out in jean shorts, but mostly they're the emergency 5th guy playing hoops, or a thief hurdling objects while running from police. I do support the bikini top as the new replacement for the sports bra, though. By the time their tits got saggy from having no support, they'd be too old for anyone to think they're hot anyway.