Chloe, Animal Planet's been compromised!

Just when I finish watching an episode of 24, I hear of a prominent branch of cable tv, Animal Planet, has been infiltrated and is being run by Michael Vick from inside prison. I hear Obama helped him communicate with his people, what do you think of that, hippies?! Ok, I hate politics so nvm. The event was thinly veiled as a canine football game and was aired during halftime of the Superbowl. It was an old fashioned slobber-knocker, as the pictures illustrate. Good god, that's Clifford's music!