More Deja Vu

Where have we seen this before?...Oh yeah, when the Cowboys were legitimate Superbowl contenders every year, not just fighting for a 6 seed. When Michael Irvin was snorting an 8-ball of coke every night at a scrip club and cheating on his wife. When Charles Haley was pulling his dick out in team meetings and, sometimes, jerking off in the middle of them. When a group of players bought a house near the practice facility and called it "the white house." (you get it? because cocaine is white, and so is that liquid they covered girls with when they were cheating on their wives...get it?) Now THOSE are the Dallas Cowboys we grew up on. Anyways, former Cowboys WR Terry Glenn was arrested in the Dallas area for public intoxication and marijuana posession. Those cops had to be like, "maaan it's been a while for this. Hey, you remember that one time when....haha yeah, or that other time when...haha yeah. Maaan this could go on for hours."

UPDATE: WTF am I talking about? They never got arrested for anything. The more realistic exchange would be "Maan Terry, it's too bad you guys aren't winning Superbowls (or anything for that matter) anymore, otherwise you'd be right on your way."