That whale, Jessica Simpson, did a bang up job opening for Rascall Flatts in Michigan last night.
The Grand Rapids Press says Simpson forgot her lyrics, struggled with her ear monitors, mumbled through songs and fought back tears during Thursday night's performance.
Jessica, you used to be married to one of the coolest guys in boy band history, used to headline your own shows, used to induce more masterbation than you'd probably like to think about, and used to be genuinely liked by most people. I guess all I'm saying is lay off the Ben & Jerry's.
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guy where do you even find these articles. i know you don't have a grand rapids press subscription
ReplyDeletedon't be so confident... Am i well read? or just well RED?
ReplyDeletedear jessicow blimpson,
ReplyDeletei'm just not that into you.
sincerely,
respectability
It is blogs like this that create the wrong body image issues for chics. However, to be fair, she did skip the whole overweight part and went straight to obese. And there is nothing cool about an obese chic.
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