"They parade through dance clubs, preening and posing while they bestow a great gift on womankind... themselves. They live in their own little world where your spray-on tan defines you, muscles are the new black and no woman, especially your girlfriend's best friend, is off limits. They lie, they cheat, they treat their women like door mats. They are America's Tools... and they need help. They just don't know it yet.
But their women do. So, 9 frustrated women... all dating complete tools will take one last chance at reforming them by enrolling them in the only place that can make a difference and transform them... the Tool Academy."
I'm struggling to see where these guys can improve themselves, but I'm definately going to watch and find out.
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tool checklist:
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2. turn off lamps on the tanning bed you've been sleeping in all nite...check
3. spend 30 minutes in front of the mirror...check
4. rub one out cuz you look so good...check
5. spend 45 minutes covering your hair in grease...check
6. head to the gym...check
7. look at mirror for 30 minutes...check
8. head to gym bathroom to rub one off cuz you look so good...check
9. use gym tanning bed to get that prized bronze look that the 8 hour overnight session at home didn't achieve...check
10. head to the club in collared shirt cuz all your affliction shirts are cum-covered from your boys...check
11. meet fellow tools at the club and notice the same thing happened to all their affliction shirts too...check
12. head to club bathroom w/ fellow tool so you can give him hj..check
13. fantasize about benching 285...check
14. repeat #12, this time w/ bj...check
15. try to talk to chicks...check
16. fail at talking to chicks and realize your boys look better anyway...check
17. leave club early in order to guarantee your 8 hour beauty tan on your dual-action tanning bed/bed ...check
18. notice you can't go a night without your shirt being cum-covered from your boys...check