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My google images search of Vanessa Hudgens pics jogged my memory of her present to Zac from a few years ago, and lead to this exchange...

Heeey Vanessa, I love you, don't get me wrong, but I have to put you a rung or two below Tisdale because... are you listening? I'm just going to whisper this so come close....MIX IN A MOTHERFUCKING MACH 3 EVERY SO OFTEN. MY DREAM OF A GIRLS OF THE DISNEY CHANNEL SPREAD DEPENDS ON THIS! DO YOU SEE HOW PERFECT AND ANGELIC ASHLEYS LOOKS?!