Oh, herro Mirey Cyrus

The Asian community is hating on my girl, Miley, today. Miley and some friends took a picture of themselves pulling their eye lids to make slanty eyes. SO her scandalous resume now contains slanty eyed picture, picture of her under satin bed sheets, and pictures of her in her underwear (hardly) that got leaked when she was emailing them to me. What a prude.

In related news, I am personally begging a prominent male magazine to do a "Girls of the Disney Channel" spread. Forcing people to sift through the bs on google images is a crime.

Now, more of that little devil, Miley...