You don't watch The Bad Girls Club?!

The Bad Girls Club is one of the most explosive, unintentionally funny shows on tv. 7 "troubled" females are put in a house in LA with the goal of getting trashed and being on tv, ERRRR "bettering themselves as women in society." There's this bitch on there from Boston, who calls herself "Boston", go figure, and says "bitch if we were in Boston right now, I would...!!!" every fucking night. She's a true class act. Then theres a bitch from Milwaukee who claims she doesn't know how to approach men because she's "used to being, like, the hot girl wherever (she) is at home"... umm you're not the hottest girl on a farm in the boonies of Wisconsin, let alone Milwaukee, so don't go mudslinging like that about my town. Then there's this kiwi bitch who, at first glance, is actually a real cute looking foreign gal, but after the first 10 minutes of the premier, believe it or not, we find out she is in fact no catch at all. She's a whiny little baby who is afraid to meet guys unless it's on the internet, and has a "boyfriend" who has to be about 55 (she says he's 40, you kno, because that's more acceptable since she's 21) with grey hair and a bald spot. Then there's my two little cuties - Amber and Amber. They're both blonde and both keep calling me to hang out at their place with them. It's getting annoying, really. The other girls are clearly jealous of how easy it is for the Ambers to pick up dudes, and they get all whiny and bitchy towards them. I'm glad people aren't like that here or I might get twice as many death threats. People sure are nice in Milwaukee.

BGC airs on Tuesday at 9 or 10, whatever tickles your pink. Now watch, otherwise if I hit on you at a bar, you might not make it past the first 90 seconds.