Sit down frat boy

Michael Phelps is back in the news. He was down at the University of South Carolina visiting his girlfriend (probably boyfriend) and showed up at a house party. "Witnesses" at the party said he was being a total d-bag, surprise, and was loud and obnoxious. If college students at a house party are calling you loud and obnoxious, even when you have the benefit of the doubt because you're a celebrity, then you must have been a complete frat boy tool all night long. But that was only the second thought that crossed my mind... the first is this - we heard during the olympics that Phelps has some crazy lung capacity like 8 times that of a normal man (or whatever)...can he take down a whole joint/bowl in one drag? Can he get all of the thc into his bloodstream nearly instantly? He intrigues me as a drug user, but I'd rather punch him in the face than get drunk with him...or just do both. Act like you've been there before, Michael. None-the-less, the outrage in the media is typical and ridiculous.