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If you're thinking that you'd like to see The Reader because "oh it's up for best picture, it must be good," you should probably just read the next few sentences instead...

Kate Winslet gets naked, and it's not like "nice, there's a hot naked movie star," it's more like "wow there's some random 38 year old who shows her 'fucked floppy' tits and pre-millenium pubic hair." There's a second of male full-frontal. A kid fucks Kate Winslet at the speed of a sloth. Guy reads books to her. Movie jumps around to something random. Oscar people "Wow that was brilliant!" Regular people "god that sucked."

For a much better review, check out Damnit Chloe, Get me CTU!