29.6.09

You know you love me. xoxo...

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Spotted: T spends every waking minute watching episodes of Gossip Girl over a long weekend. When T's father walks by, T hits pause and minimizes the window, though. Was it the greatest show T has ever seen? Probably. Is Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) the object of his affection? Yes. Does the fact that Serena Van Der Woodsen (Blake Lively), a. has too long and stereotypically rich of a last name, and b. talk and act like Jen Anniston could be playing her character 15 years ago, get in the way of T emotionally liking her? Absolutely. But does T's P really care? No. You know you love me...xoxo, Gossip Girl.

Just watch the show. You want to do it. You should do it. The girls are so sexy, and the "resident bad boy", Chuck Bass, is the man. They say his character is loosely based on the life of the author of this blog. Chuck is the richest kid there, and does everything to rebel against his father. So basically the most original character ever right? But still, he just looks like a villain. He's always getting drunk, always banging someone, always wearing suits, sometimes bowties, and always has his hair slicked back. Plus he bangs Leighton Meester.


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A little math...
Season 1: 18 episodes x 40 mins each = 12 hours
Season 2: 25 episodes x 40 mins each = 16.7 hours

Between 4:30 am Thursday and 4:30 am Monday, I've watched 28.7 hours of Gossip Girl...and loved every second of it. And I'm a guy. I think I need to watch 12 hours of ESPN and 12 hours of girl-on-girl porn to make up for this. Except, if I have to watch 12 hours of Sportscenter, I'm going to be joining Michael Jackson and Billy Mays. Show sucks. Unbearable. The talentless turds that they have for anchors now make me cringe at every attempted joke. And since it's summer, it's "Who's Now?" and "My Wish" season. Terrible.


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They said in the news that a legend has passed away, so I'm here to let you know I'm still alive, don't worry!
Too soon probably, hey?...

whats the difference between micheal jackon and a playstation ? there isnt a difference, they both get turned on by kids and there both made of plastic.

Over his life time MJ visited many countries and touched many people, its just a shame that 80% of them were under 7 years old....

Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.

Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out Boyz 2 Men was a music group and not a delivery service.



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