Marion Knight

The baddest man of the '90s, Suge Knight, was hospitalized after a few punches from Akon's business manager at a hotel in Scottsdale, AZ. What's next, Miley's business manager, or dad, beating up Suge? Joe Jonas laying him out at a concert? I used to be scared of Suge while I was locked in my house 5000 miles away from him. Now, maybe I could take him. Though he did beat up his stripper girlfriend and put a knife to her in Vegas last August, and we all know how my fight with that stripper went.