The Amber Show

Last night's Bad Girls Club combined a little bit of everything there is to love about the show. The other girls now absolutely HATE the Ambers, mostly because they're better looking. Amber called Ailea a gold digger and she flipped shit, because she's more of a psychotic whore than other 21 year old girls out there, which says a TON. Amber M. basically threw Amber B. under the bus when confronted by Tiff about talking shit behind the other girls' backs. The "Fab 5" (OK, any group of girls who gives themselves a team name and mascot or whatever needs to be shot in the face. And I DONT mean with semen.) ganged up on Amber B. and "lines are drawn" according to that ugly one who calls herself the city she came from. The uglies then took all of Amber B.'s panties, bras, and clothes and threw them on the roof and strung them between the house and a tree. Amber cried. She still looked cuter than the other girls (ok, one minor complaint about the show...they always show them looking like shit with no make up or barely showered or whatever). The gals then went for their Oxygen official photo shoot for all of their marketing for the show. They were all in nice dresses with their tits hanging out. It was decent. We also saw perhaps the greatest in-show text message vote I've ever seen, asking the faithful viewers what they feel Ailea should do about her two men - Kevin the bald, grey, rich 40 year old, and Fadoodle, a young, "hip" - more like d-bag - boy from the club...

What will Ailea do about Kevin and Fadoodle? Text 1 if you think Kevin will go from her bf to her baby daddy, or text 2 if you think she will 'bounce up on it' with a younger man

It's true, this show IS about giving these girls a chance to better themselves.

To end the show, the girls all got in a bar fight with a couple of emo babes after the emo's were overheard talking about Ashley's boobs probably being fake in the bathroom stall (the emo girls probably learn fighting skills because they are forced to take over the masculine role in their relationships). Aw HEEEEELLLLLLL NAW. Tiff is built like a damn linebacker, she fucks shit up in those scrums. I wish they would show her take on 3 chicks, no bouncers breaking it up.