The REAL prized Oscar

Anyone with the sack to just stand there with your hand down your pants on the red carpet is a winner in my book. Mickey Rourke may have gotten hosed for best actor (because everyone who has the 'courage' to do a film about gay 'rights' is just a brilliant artist and to act as a gay man is just brilliant acting) but he's still taking home the best looking, most fulfilling Oscar of the night...

The Academy Award-nominated star, who recently lost his beloved dog Loki, says he's getting a new Chihuahua this week and he's going to name it Oscar.

"Mickey has other dogs but he misses Loki terribly," a friend of the star tells RadarOnline.com. "He doesn't want to wait long either - he wants to get his new pooch this week."

On Saturday night Mickey took home the Independent Spirit Award and in his colorful acceptance speech he dedicated his win to Loki, saying, "This is for you, baby!"