More Octo-mom porn news...

You may want to take a shower after reading this.

That's the gem that FoxNews opened this article with. Apparently what Vivid wants to do with the Octo-mom flicks is have her bang 8 dudes in every film. Vivid CEO Stephen Hirsch...thank you for my entertainment for today. Do you think he kept a straight face through all of this? I sure didn't...

"The number eight is obviously heavily associated with her so we would like to work with that," Vivid’s CEO Stephen Hirsch told Tarts. "But we would really love just to sit down and talk with her and come up with something she feels comfortable with. We want her to be involved with the whole thing from the plot line to the packaging."

..."She’s struggling financially and this is a woman who wants to provide for her kids," Hirsch said. "This way she can hold her head high and not be using taxpayers money to support her family."

Plot line? Hold her head high? ...Gold.