19.2.09

Fock movies

I couldn't possibly care less when I hear about a movie that isn't coming out within the next 2 months, let alone one where they haven't signed on all of the actors or a director. Unless it involves the terms "Ashley Tisdale", "Amanda Bynes", "full-frontal nudity", and "orgy" in the same description. Then I make one of those long chains out of construction paper strips, like at Christmas, and rip one off each day until I stand in line overnight for tickets. Nevertheless, I actually raised an eyebrow and got a little excited when I heard about Little Fockers, the third installment of the Meet The Parents series. The story will revolve around the children of Greg (Stiller) and Pam (or is it Pan? played by the lovely Teri Polo), which I guess even a retarded chimp could assume, given the title. For every boring gay movie like The Reader, there should be a requirement that two Farrell/Stiller/Wilsons/Vaughn movies be released. It's called the ENTERTAINMENT industry.

Not sure how this escaped me, but I am now reminded Teri Polo did Playboy. We need more role models like her. Get her on the phone with Ashley and Amanda.



and this came up when I searched "little fockers"...

2 comments:

  1. luke wilson:owen :: patrick:don swayze

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  2. i think 2 farrell/reilly movies a year for every stupid arthouse flick, oh and wace you check out the alphabet killer, our girl eliza is in it or better yet google it

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