25.2.09

Jo Bros news is the new crack

My girl Taylor has Swift-ly made herself into a pop superstar. I'm not thrilled but whatever. She was much cuter when she was the darkhorse country singer in the "Our Song" video. When you couldn't tell she was 7 feet tall. But still. This marks her 10th consecutive week with the #1 album in the land, "Fearless."

In other pop news, Nick Jonas might be single, but dad Kevin Sr. mentioned to MTV that he thinks he'll get married first. AAAnd MTV made a story out of it...

With Joe dating Camilla Belle and Kevin dating hometown love Danielle, all the reporters at the red-carpet premiere of “Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience” wanted to know: Which JoBro will walk down the aisle first?

Even though Nick admitted to being “single” on the carpet, dad Kevin Sr. thought he might be the one to take the plunge first. “He is the most driven, focused of the three,” he said of Nick. “I don’t really know who will get married first — maybe Frankie.”


Frankie is their 8 year old brother, but you already knew that of course. But WOW MTV, nice story. The Jo Bros tour with basically their whole family, with mom dad and whoever else always by their side. Isn't that the biggest cock block ever? You're fcking stars boys, you should never tell anyone that you aren't single, and your dick should be wet 24/7. I'm not naive to think they don't get any, but wow.

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